You know how when you’re a kid you have clubhouses with secret passwords and secret code names and secret places where you hide secret stuff? I still have secret places where I hide secret stuff, but I remember them only if I write them down and if I write them down how secret are they?
A secret place is no big deal. What I want is a hidden compartment.
When police confiscated Atlanta quarterback Michael Vick’s water bottle at Miami International Airport last week they found a hidden compartment. That’s what I want. But where do you buy one? When was the last time you saw an advertisement at Target or Wal-Mart for water bottles with hidden compartments? Excuse me, sir, but could you direct me to the water bottles with hidden compartments department?
I really want one. I could put regular liquids in the water bottle and legal, but secret, liquids in the hidden compartment. Would I be the envy of my friends or what?
Friend: "Say, Tom, is that by any chance a hidden compartment in your water bottle?"
Me: "Yes it is."
Friend: "Where’d you get it?"
Me: "Can’t talk about it unless – do you have the secret password?"
If anybody comes across one, please send me an e-mail. Use the code word Ron Mexico.