Tank Johnson, the Army of One defensive tackle for Chicago, is 6-3 and weighs 300 pounds. If you're 6-3 and weigh 300 pounds, why do you need a gun? Does he get picked on? I can see how people would fear you when you walk around carrying a warhead, but doesn't it get in the way?
Maybe if you walk into a restaurant with an uzi, you get the good table. ...
I don't like sterotypes. But what can you do? On Thursday morning, I get away from the Super Bowl swirl and grab a cup of coffee in Miami Beach. I'm at a table on Lincoln Road and as soon as I sit down, a man and woman walk by. The man is about 75, dressed in a colorful shirt, and smiling. The woman is wearing shorts the length of a Bic pen and high heels, which makes her about 6-feet tall. She's probably 40. Did I say she was blonde? She's blonde. In other words, they look exactly like a Miami Beach couple is supposed to. ...
You know what would be fun? To walk down Lincoln Road with a megaphone and yell, "Hang up!" In the line in front of me at the coffee shop are three people, each of them on the phone. One looks offended when the man behind the counter offers to take his order. Can't you see I'm on the phone! On Wednesday a guy talked on a cell phone for at least 20 of the 30 minutes he was on the treadmill next to me. You know what you get when you talk while you work out? A conversation. I think the guy weighed more when he left the gym than when he entered.
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