After Miami's upset of Maryland, a thick man stood in front of the St. Pete Times Forum, one leg almost in the street, talking on a cell phone. The cell phone is called a razor. That detail is important, because this is what the guy said:
"I'm could cut him with a razor. I did it before."
I hope the man was talking about his cell phone. See, it could be that he is so facile and accomplished with the language that he planned to cut his alleged victim with his sharp tongue.
The other possibilities are that he craves attention, is dangerous and moronic or is simply a disgruntled Terps fan.