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Cappy Willis

Top 10 Reasons to Keep Sean May

1. Keeps orthopedic surgeons' wives in new jags.

2. Lap dancers can use the extra cash for dental hygenist school.

3. Local tailors are able to buy fabric in bulk.

4. Leads Tar Heel cheers in locker room.

5. Helps team get "volume discounts" at buffet restaurants.

6. Makes fans with "spare tire" feel at home in arena.

7. Helps new Bobcats with XBOX proficiency.

8. Great ballast on long distance plane trips.

9. Has patented NBA "half court, half season" game.

10. Helps keep the "Roy Williams" guest seat warm at Bobcats arena.

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