Some surprises from the Masters galleries

Seven things I never thought I would hear in the galleries at the Masters but have:

(1) "The Charlotte Bobcats."

(2) "With Ric Flair retired, what are you going to write about?"

(3) "Plaid is my favorite color."

A guy said this to his buddy. In front of them was a woman in a plaid sundress. I'm just guessing here.

(4) "Martha Burk."

Her name has come up twice.

(5) "I'm a tire man from Cincinnati."

(6) "I was playing one side of the course and Clint Eastwood came up the other side."

(7) "Don't you love limo races?"

Seven words I thought I would hear in the galleries but have yet to:

(1) Muffy.

(2) Buffy.

(3) Fluffy.

(4)  Cody.

(5) Carson.

(6) Carlton.

(7)  Colter.

The two golfers whose names continually come up: Gary Player and Fuzzy Zoeller.

My new favorite golfers, not that I had favorite golfers before I got here: Shingo Katayama, Ian Poulter and Brandt Snedeker. If these guys could drive a race car, their style, plus Humpy Wheeler would make them stars.

Comments

[JAT]

Guarantee you hear these in the days ahead:

1) Prosciutto

2) Single-malt

3) Corporate

4) The market(s)

5) Prostate

6) Cialis and/or Viagra

7) "What time is it?"

8) Wife

[joe]

Six words you won't hear at Augusta

"Tom Sorenson is a great writer"