I was walking down the street and a guy told me I ought to write more about hockey and I said hockey doesn't interest me and he said I was practicing censorship. If I were North Carolina basketball coach Roy Williams, I would have asked security to remove him. But I'm not. So I kept walking.
I was driving down the left lane of I-485 and the car in front of me was driving more slowly than I was and I flashed my brights but the driver, who clearly doesn't understand how a freeway works, refused to move. If I were Roy Williams, I would have asked security to have the driver towed.
I was at the coffee shop and the woman at the front of the long line didn't think about what she wanted or how she was going to pay for it until she reached the counter. She finally decided on a glorified milk shake with many colorful items and then reached for a credit card and couldn't find it and couldn't find sufficient cash, eitehr. If I were Roy Williams, I would have called security and had her arrested.
There are times I wish I were Roy Williams. But without the sweater vest.
If you are going to make fun of someone, at least make it funny. What a lame attempt. I'm sure the NCS/Duke/UNC blogs has better material.
Posted by: Stu | December 15, 2009 at 09:20 AM
Wow what a small minded blog entry. I am amazed at how not funny this post is given the event you are referring to is hilarious. You have a special skill of taking something hilarious and turning it into something dull and boring. Way to go!
Posted by: Tom Selick | December 15, 2009 at 09:32 AM
an how would you feel if you were the President of a corporation an someone kept making rude foul comments about one of your best employees? Its no joke, he is just looking out for his players like a good friend should be.
Posted by: Jay | December 15, 2009 at 09:34 AM
I was at the game....I am a PC grad...and the guy needed to go...Roy did the right thing.
Posted by: Go Hose! | December 15, 2009 at 02:29 PM
Go Hose! is full of it. Silly Tarhole pretending to be a PC fan. Sad really.
Posted by: Will | December 15, 2009 at 02:37 PM
Who made rude foul comments to a TarHole player.
JAY - If you feel "Don't miss it, Deon" is a rude foul comment, then you my friend are thin skinned just as your hero Roy is.
You should go to Wal-Mart with the rest of your TarHole fans, and see about getting a life.
Posted by: Roy is classless | December 15, 2009 at 02:48 PM
Your entry gives the appearance of a man in a hurry, Agent Starling. Isn't the real truth the fact that you were about to foul your best trousers, the only ones your dog hadn't slept on, and then you wished you had listened to your mother's advice about never leaving home without visiting the toilet?
Posted by: Ron Hollifield | December 18, 2009 at 08:52 AM
What a crappy article, and worse responses. I would have done the same thing if I were Roy. The PC guy was in on comp tickets from UNC. I'd expect them to behave themselves if I gave them tickets too.
Posted by: Drew | December 21, 2009 at 01:28 AM
Wow you people are downers. I am a UNC grad and I commend Roy for throwing the guy out if he felt the comments were inappropriate. But come on! I was laughing out loud when I read this and sent it to a bunch of my old classmates! I hope Santa brings you all senses of humor!
Posted by: Brooks | December 21, 2009 at 02:34 AM