Walking with Tiger and occasionally looking up in the air

   Tiger Woods is three under after finishing the first nine holes at the Masters. To put that in perspective, Sandy Lyle also is three under.

   Some people say they heard boos from Tiger's Gallery. I didn't. He nailed his drive off No. 1, the most anticipated tee shot since -- ever?

   Thousands followed him around Augusta Natonal Golf Club. They called his name, shouted his name, quietly implored the ball to go where Tiger wanted it to, gave him 14 seconds of sustained applause as he approached the tee at No. 7.

    As Tiger began the round, a plane flew above the course pulling a banner that said, "Tiger, did you mean Bootyism?"

   More than two hours later a plane, presumably the same one, again encircled the course, this time pulling a banner that said, in black letters, Sex addict. In red letters it added, "Yeah. Right. Sure. Me, too."  

Comments

[J. Brown]

Too funny....I know it is killing Tiger not to be able to control the plane. Why did he not get suspended by the PGA? They sure suspended John Daly for less. Tiger is a loser, he may be one of the greatest golfers ever but he is a lose in life. Buddist, now that is funnny.

[Da Ing Man]

Damn all of that. Tiger will win the Masters. That's all that matters.

[Redlight]

Couples is ready to make his birdie put on seventeen, to take the lead at six under, and the cameras go to "Tiger" lining up a putt somewhere else. While "Tiger" lines up his putt, we hear a loud roar and later find out that --yes--Couples made that putt.
Billy Payne needs to ban ESPN from broadcasting this great tournament.

[Brenette]

Billy Payne is NOT CRAZY......he cares about the MONEY!!! Pleae get on with your lives people. You are not a billionare, one the world's greatest golfers, and you are not the "prize" at these tournaments. GO TIGER!!!!!

[Brenette]

Billy Payne is NOT CRAZY......he cares about the MONEY!!! Please get on with your lives people. You are not a billionaire, one the world's greatest golfers, and you are not the "prize" at these tournaments. GO TIGER!!!!!

[jjw901]

J Brown, We all know Tim Finchem wouldn't dare suspend Tiger - too much money involved. Funny thing is Tiger plays a limited PGA Tour schedule and a Finchem suspension wouldn't have any affect on Tiger playing the majors since none of them are PGA Tour run events.

[Whoot There It Is]

The Great Booty god has re-arrived. Chris Matthews said everytime Obama gave a speech he got a "tingle" down his leg. He never said which one but obv the short one.

Looks like a lot worshipers espec in the media getting that same "tingle" ... wet dreams and a quick trip to the porta potty? Gender neuts fall down and worship the return of Da Booty god !!!!!!!

[JD]

All of you need to get Tigers cock out of your mouths Geez you act like his hooker girlfriends!!

[JD]

Tiger is a scumbag!!!!