Tiger Woods is three under after finishing the first nine holes at the Masters. To put that in perspective, Sandy Lyle also is three under.
Some people say they heard boos from Tiger's Gallery. I didn't. He nailed his drive off No. 1, the most anticipated tee shot since -- ever?
Thousands followed him around Augusta Natonal Golf Club. They called his name, shouted his name, quietly implored the ball to go where Tiger wanted it to, gave him 14 seconds of sustained applause as he approached the tee at No. 7.
As Tiger began the round, a plane flew above the course pulling a banner that said, "Tiger, did you mean Bootyism?"
More than two hours later a plane, presumably the same one, again encircled the course, this time pulling a banner that said, in black letters, Sex addict. In red letters it added, "Yeah. Right. Sure. Me, too."