I've taken every imaginable route to Chapel Hill, and no matter which way I go, I can always tell I'm there when I reach the Moral High Ground.
Chapel Hill is a wonderful little town, but sanctimony pervades it. The Tar Heel faithful don't think they're superior. They know it.
They will view the mess in which their football program finds itself as an unpleasant little fluke, a subject to be discussed and dismissed over chardonnay and a splendid mango and wild rice salad.
But the allegations are so serious that the Tar Heels might be forced to surrender their BCS titles.
Here's how serious the allegations are: The SEC is considering inviting North Carolina to join.