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Micah Massei

CHARLOTTE — ’10 Carolina Panthers, 2, died Sunday, September 19, 2010, at their home of Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte after a two-year battle with mismanagement and poor on-field play.
The ’10 Panthers were preceded in death by Coach John Fox of Virginia Beach, VA; Marty Hurney of Dumbass, Texas; Matt Moore of Van Nuys, CA; and (with the exception of Steve Smith) the Carolina receiving core of Nowhereville, Hell.
The ’10 Panthers are survived by their father Jerry Richardson of Spring Hope, N.C.; their future quarterback Jimmy Clausen of Thousand Oaks, CA; and 500,000 frustrated fans. The fans wish to thank Alcohol, Chicken Wings and Doritos for making the tough times a little easier to endure

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