The May 22 Cartoon Caption Winner!

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The winner:

"And when we're done here, you can take shooting lessons from Dick Cheney."

-- Ray Otstott of Charlotte

The runners-up:

"And up here is where I keep our attorney's phone number."

-- Guy P. DiCenzo, Matthews

"I should have been more specific when I asked the driving service to send over a 'real babe.' "

-- Brent Sheppard, Morganton, NC

"And never carry any extra passengers, especially your conscience."

-- Dianne Ellis, Lowell, NC

"Do as I say, not as I do!"

-- submitted by many, many contestants

Thank you for all your entries.  Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:

"I say 'Leave No Child Behind' -- until we hit the water!"

"Sorry, but you can't drive until you're old enough to drink."

"Personally, I think everyone should learn to swim before they learn to drive."

"I'm sponsoring a new bill to make drivers use the LEFT lane!"

"We had no choice...you were the only Kennedy at the family party who was sober enough to be the  designated driver."

"Don't worry my boy, you'll do fine....it's in our blood!"

"Lesson number 1 -- Avoid Bridges!"

"You drive like our president runs the country - hands on the wheel but can't see your way!"

"If you keep straddleing the center line you're going to run all over Hillary Clinton."    

"It's a lttle known fact that I was a big influence on NASCAR: Stay in the fast lane and steer left!"

"99 bottles of beer on the wall..."

Got another caption to add to the list?  Want to judge these yourself, and pick different winners?  If you'd like to discuss or comment on any of this, feel free to click on the little blue "Comments" link just below this post. Please visit us again Monday for a new cartoon caption challenge.

Comments

[DRob]

OK, the winner (this week) is very clever. Good choice, Kevin.

[George G. Paugh]

Great cartoon, but a rotten caption. Kennedy is more know for cheating at Harvard,his Catholic church annulment,and his Chappaquitic adventure. You seem to look to a right attact instead.