"Don't fret it, pal! Nobody in Charlotte knows I exist either!"
-- Steve LaDue, Fort Mill
"You must be from Carolina! The Cup is upside down!"
-- Brent Thomas, Charlotte
"Congratulations. Paper says you're on the best hockey team in Stanly county."
-- Stephanie Marshall and John Wester, Charlotte
"You one of North Carolina's new guest workers?"
-- Tom Hodge, Denver, NC
"Hi! I'm Tom Sorensen!"
-- submitted by many readers
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"You ain't from 'round here are ya?"
"NHL? Stanley Cup? Is that anythin’ like NASCAR and Long Necks?"
"Turn that cup over and we'll toast to your championship!"
"Stanley Cup? It's Dixie Cup now, Bubba!"
"You'll feel better if you hold it like this!"
"Great wine -- Vintage Charlotte Sour Grapes!"
"Wow...that's the largest spittoon I ever seen."
"I may be a NASCAR redneck from Charlotte, but even I know yer cup's upside down...."
"Is that the Nextel Cup?"
“You win a Putt-Putt tounament…or what?”
"Who do you drive for?"
"Don't you need more than one club to play in the Wachovia?"
"Do you know Freddie Krueger?"
" Hey Buddy, how much rum do you put in that Hurricane? "
"According to Tom Sorensen,the National Hobo Train Hopping Contest is bigger than game 7 of the Stanley Cup."
"...and this here is Stanley's bottle…"
Got another caption to add to the list? Want to judge these yourself, and let us know your winners? Feel free to click on the little blue "Comments" link just below this post to discuss or comment on any of this. Please visit us again Monday for a new cartoon caption challenge.