"But I don't like the food at IHOP!"
-- Stephen V. Gilmore, Charlotte
"You're kidding me! When you lie, your bank account gets bigger?"
-- Scott W. Gaylord, Charlotte
"Oh no, I am nothing more than part of a puppet regime!"
-- John Bradey, Matthews
“I guess when you wish upon a star, it does make a difference who you are.”
-- David W. White, Charlotte
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"How do you keep YOUR nose from growing?" (submitted by a multitude of readers)
"Lying doesn't make your nose bigger, it makes your political career shorter."
"Mr. Black, I heard that you were pretty good at pulling strings!"
"Hey boss, how much longer do you think we can make it playing these optometrist and poker machine conventions?"
"You're really good, Mr. Black. You must have a lot of experience working with dummies!"
"It takes one to know one"
"If you don't come clean soon,you'll be spending that campaign war chest on rhinoplasty."
"Like father, like son?"
"Write you a blank check? I'm a puppet, not an idiot!"
Got another caption to add to the list? Want to judge these yourself, and let us know your winners? Feel free to click on the little blue "Comments" link just below this post to discuss or comment on any of this. Please visit us again Monday for a new cartoon caption challenge.