"I got Iraq!"
--Teresa Carroll, Charlotte, (who was the first) and a multitude of other readers
"Don't call 'em 'empty'. Let's say we're adjusting our satchel fulfillment strategy."
-- Noel Bankhead, Indian Trail
"Condi gets Kisses, Cheney gets Butterfingers, and all I get is Snickers!"
-- Kenneth Irving, Kannapolis
"Hey, where is my October surprise?"
-- Steven A. Meckler, Charlotte
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"Geez, it seems everybody's got enriched plutonium now."
"Looks like a huge deficit again this year!"
“Hey look, weapons of mass CONFECTION!”
"Our strategy to scare the American people just isn't paying off!"
"Dang, no weapons of mass destruction again this year!"
"Now they're only hunks of coal, but if we stay the course, someday they will be diamonds."
"Next year we skip Congress!"
"Oh great, another worthless resolution. Why do we keep going to Kofi Annan's house every year?"
" I think Foley said something about having to hide this."
"I had heard my approval rating was low,but this is ridiculous!"
"You know, Hillary, you'd probably get better treats if you'd wear a costume!"
"Trick or Treat just isn't the same without Jack Abramoff."
"Should have dressed up as Barack Obama this year!"
“Why did everyone say, 'That’s what I’d like to know'?"
"Maybe next year I shouldn't dress up as Fear Itself."
"Every time we go to that Pelosi house, we come up with an old bag full of hot air."
"How come you two got Tootsie Pops and I got Dum-Dums?"
"This is an act of war!"
Got another caption to add to the list? Want to judge these yourself, and let us know your winners? Feel free to click on the little blue "Comments" link just below this post to discuss or comment on any of this. Please visit us again Monday for a new cartoon caption challenge.