"I would have caught Bin Laden if he ever came out of hiding!"
-- David Scovill, Mooresville
"I did not have relations with those 72 virgins!"
-- submitted separately by Larry Monroe, Charlotte and Chris Folk, Huntersville
“I may not have taken out Fox News, but at least I TRIED.”
-- Arthur Fisher, Hickory
"You know, It's those ultra-right-wing fundamentalist religious types that are the problem."
--Bart Cracraft, Charlotte
"You Fox News guys are terror-fying!"
-- Jibril Hough, Charlotte
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"Not funny, Chris."
“Now I know the CIA concluded that you wanted Bush to win the last election, but taking a job with FOX News is just going too far!”
“Knock that smile off your face, or I’ll have to do absolutely NOTHING about it!”
"I hope you are more "fair and balanced" than that Wallace guy!"
"We'd like to hire you to write a comprehensive plan on dealing with terrorists. Oh, and it should be dated January 2001."
"This must be a setup, you know that I'm allergic to Flowers!"
"It depends on what your definition of 'tried' is."
"Nobody tried harder than ME to root out the right-wing media!"
"I did not have sexual relations with Whitney Houston!"
"Listen, Osama, if I didn't have to destroy Ken Starr first, I would have gotten to you sooner or later."
"So now you are doing conservative hit jobs for Fox."
“Now repeat after me, with feeling, ‘I did not have political relations with Bill Clinton!’”
"Admit it. All this Jihad nonsense is just another part of the right wing conspiracy against me."
"I did not lie to that reporter".
"No one takes the media spotlight from William Jefferson Clinton!"
"Pull my finger!"
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