"And for an extra $36 million, Ron Tober will autograph it for you!"
-- Jim O'Loughlin, Charlotte
"I just love these books about the Bush presidency!"
-- Mark Majors, Charlotte
"They're all copies of Bill Clinton's My Life!"
-- Brantley Barfield, Stanley, NC
“It’s amazing. Karl Rove has a best seller in each pile!”
-- Phil Busher, Charlotte
"All these pages must have been too much for Congressman Foley!"
-- Kenneth Irving, Kannapolis
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"It's hot off the press -- Rumsfeld's War for Dummies!"
"Why do you think they call it The Library of Congress?"
"These are usually in the SECOND GUESS section."
"The DNC is having a sale!"
"You wouldn't believe how many times 'Charlotte' and 'Mass Transit' are mentioned in here!"
"It's called Marketing Oil in America by Hugo Chavez."
"Oh look, it's Martha Stewart's investment guide."
"It's called Know Your Audience by the Dixie Chicks."
"I found FEMA's hurricaine response manual."
"It's How to Get into the Hall of Fame by Pete Rose."
"It's Dick Cheney's hunting safety tips."
"I expect an addition to this table by Speaker Hastert."
"It's Terrell Owens' guide to media and fan relations."
"I found Mel Gibson's book on temperance and religious tolerance."
"Usually a President doesn't write his memoirs until AFTER he leaves office!"
"They've kept me in Congress for 20 years."
"Oops, I think I sold the wrong book to the Yankees!"
Got another caption to add to the list? Want to judge these yourself, and let us know your winners? Feel free to click on the little blue "Comments" link just below this post to discuss or comment on any of this. Please visit us again Monday for a new cartoon caption challenge.