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The winner:
"Geez...talk about 'The Day the Earth Stood Still'!"
-- Noel Bankhead, Indian Trail, NC
The runners-up:
"Only people from outer space can survive at the end of your lines."
-- Charles Randall, Cherryville, NC
"I'm not an illegal alien, I was born in Hollywood, USA!"
-- submitted separately by Golda Hoffman, Harrisburg, NC and Kenneth Irving, Kannapolis
"You would look like this too if you had been in line as long as I have."
-- Brent Sheppard, Morganton, NC
"But I didn't cross the border illegally. I crashed at Roswell."
-- Carolyn Hudson, Columbia, SC
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a sampling of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"When I first got in line I was tall and blonde!"
"Dude, for the last time, I don't know Drew Barrymore's phone number."
"What do you mean there's no Reeses Pieces vanity tag?"
"My picture makes me look like an alien."
"Do I need a license to fly a bike?"
"I've been voting for years, how can I not qualify for a driver's license?"
"Well, can you please tell me where the Department of Martian Veterans is located?"
"Check again sir - it says I'm from Roswell, NEW Mexico..."
"But I thought all living creatures qualify in this state."
"I wouldn't need a North Carolina driver's license if the auto insurance rates on Mars weren't out of this world."
"Why do I need a Green Card, when I'm Green?"
“I keep telling you it’s not a Saturn. It was registered on Saturn!”
"I just need to use the phone."
"I thought time travel was complicated until I saw a DMV form!"
"Finally! I've been in this line since the Big Bang!"
"But I showed you my empty Reese's Pieces bag for ID"
"Take me to your supervisor."
"Could we hurry this up? I have crop circles to finish."
"When alien drivers are outlawed, only outlaws will...have...alien...gimme a license or I'll zap you!"
Got another caption to add to the list? Want to judge these yourself, and let us know your winners? Feel free to click on the little blue "Comments" link just below this post to discuss or comment on any of this. Please visit us again Monday for a new cartoon caption challenge.

Is this where you sign up for social security disability???
Posted by: | November 10, 2006 at 01:13 PM
Woo-Hoo! Third time's the charm! Now that I've achieved the ultimate, I must ask, am I still allowed to play?
Posted by: Noel Bankhead | November 10, 2006 at 04:19 PM
If I don't get my license I'll have to park my car on Uranus.
Posted by: | November 10, 2006 at 09:13 PM