THE WINNER:
Seniors' Date Night takes an ugly turn for the worse.
-- Shawn Willard, Charlotte
The runners-up:
"If Trump sues, how much could Rosie Owe Donald?"
-- Roland Marechal, Concord
"They are the latest in wash and swear apparel."
-- Phillip Hoffman, Huntersville
"I'm tired of all this shirt!"
-- Jack Worthen, Charlotte
"My shirt trumps yours!"
-- submitted by multiple readers
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"These two ain’t got nothing compared with Vilma Leake and Larry Gauvreau!"
"I miss the The Waltons."
“Honey, I really think this role playing will help our love life.”
"If you're going to say those two words, say them before I start making your dinner."
"Honey, does this make me look fat?"
"Wipe that look off your shirt."
"I'm serious. The T-shirts came with a warning label."
"It's not worth losing your comb-over!"
"And I have us ring-side seats for the WWF cage match!"
"Mother said, 'If you can't say something nice, say nothing.' She is a bleeping idiot."
"Mine came with a free Barbara Walters shirt!"
"Who needs a war in Iraq, honey? We have one right here!"
Got another caption to add to the list? Want to judge these yourself, and let us know your winners? Feel free to click on the little blue "Comments" link just below this post to discuss or comment on any of this. Please visit us again Monday for a new cartoon caption challenge.


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