"I'm not sure what to do now. I didn't actually read the book."
-- Elaine Schmiedeshoff, Harrisburg, NC
"I told you we should have gotten a dog instead."
-- Jessie McCulloh, Gastonia
"I guess that's one that gets left behind!"
-- submitted by multiple readers
"Bottom line is, we're around each other and this thing, it grabs hold of us again, at the wrong place, at the wrong time, and we're dead."
-- Lee Baber, Charlotte
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"Is this what you call break dancing?"
"Gee, I thought banning the Penguin book would prevent scrambling their young minds!"
"What's love got to do with it?"
"All the king's horses and all the king's men may not be able to trust me again!"
"So is it yours or mine?"
"It's cheaper than raising them and sending them to college."
"Great Bill! As if I wasn't already walking on egg shells!"
"This job is not what it was cracked up to be."
"I suppose you'll want to bring this up at couples therapy."
“Well, at least they won’t think we’re gay.”
"I wish I knew how to quit you!"
Got another caption to add to the list? Want to judge these yourself, and let us know your winners? Feel free to click on the little blue "Comments" link just below this post to discuss or comment on any of this. Please visit us again Monday for a new cartoon caption challenge.