"I take it you haven't spoken with Hillary yet."
-- Jessie McCulloh, Gastonia
“I guess crashing through the marble ceiling didn’t hurt with that on your head!”
-- Russell Jones, Charlotte
"Washington hasn't seen an outfit like that since J. Edgar Hoover."
-- Brent Sheppard, Morganton
"We're about out of cake!"
-- Dan Burger, Charlotte
"If this is about class warfare, I love your camouflage!"
-- Kenneth Irving, Kannapolis
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"You've got to stop shopping for business suits in San Francisco."
"At least it hasn't gone to your head."
"You do realize that "parliamentary procedure" is just a phrase?"
"God save the queen, please!"
"Oh yeah, that really says cooperation and bi-partisanship."
"Are you sure you read that job description right?"
"God, I miss Tip."
"Why do you look so surprised? You've been waiting for over 200 years for this!"
"You strike the gavel and I'll shovel gravel."
"I almost forgot. The temp agency called to confirm that the position is only guaranteed for two years."
"So, do you think you will be a good housekeeper?"
“Once you take on Health care reform, you’ll look like me!”
"Pay attention! Lick your finger and hold it in the air like this."
"And I thought I was an ass."
Got another caption to add to the list? Want to judge these yourself, and let us know your winners? Feel free to click on the little blue "Comments" link just below this post to discuss or comment on any of this. Please visit us again Monday for a new cartoon caption challenge.