"But Teddy, all that happens when I yell 'Charge' is that China asks 'How much?' "
-- Charles Randall, Cherryville, NC
Rough Rider meets Easy Rider.
-- submitted separately by Carolyn Hudson, Columbia, SC and Charlie Schabel, Charlotte
"I need to change publicists."
-- Frank Armstrong, Charlotte
"I don't need a big stick cause I 've got Dick Cheney."
-- Daniel Burleson, Hickory
“This is the biggest stick Nancy Pelosi would let me have.”
-- Cal N. Willden, Charlotte
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received last week:
"I thought you said carry a big schtick!"
"But wait until you see the size of my carrot."
"If I carried a stick that big Congress would investigate me for steroids!"
"Are you Babe Ruth? 'Cause I hear you were a great President..."
"The Democrats felt the 'Big Stick' approach wasn't the way to go."
“I thought you said, ‘talk loudly and be a big hick.’ ”
"Rough Riders? That's what the Democrats called us when they were in the minority!"
Got another caption to add to the list? Want to judge these yourself, and let us know your winners? Feel free to click on the little blue "Comments" link just below this post to discuss or comment on any of this. Please visit us again Monday for a new cartoon caption challenge.