"I have found our rightful place in world affairs."
-- David Scovill of Mooresville
"THAT ought to put us on the map."
-- Robert Strean, Charlotte
"After the holy wars, the files need to be updated."
-- Gary Lackey, Denver, NC
"According to my Global Provocation System, this is clearly all Iranian territory.”
-- John Roncevich, Charlotte
"See, we ARE the center of the universe!"
-- submitted by multiple readers
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"According to this....WE HAVE ARRIVED !!! "
"With the help of this device, I've managed to isolate us from the infidels."
"We've succeeded There are no more infidels."
Ahmadinejad explains how a simple GPS error wiped the "wrong" country off the map.
"This device still shows one infidel remaining."
"Without a moral compass, it's the only way we'll find heaven."
"There's no sign of North Korea but Syria just went into orbit around Mars!"
"It says we are in Tehran - and yes - enriching uranium was harder than we thought...."
"We're in Israel! Though our victory isn't quite as satisfying as I anticipated."
"The good news is that oil prices will rise. The bad news is that the GPS can't locate our oil wells or any place that still has a road."
"We used our nuclear capability for 'power', just like we promised."
"HAH! They're telling us our nuclear energy position is extreme!"
"Look, we are still in Iranian territorial space."
"See, I told you that technology will bring us up in the world!"
"I told you our enrichment program would get us all closer to God."
“Now I guess it stands for Goofy Political Stance.”
"It doesn't really matter what the facts are, we've got Rosie on our side."
"We have accomplished our mission. Israel is officially off the map."
Disagree with the judges? Got another caption to add to the list? Want to judge these yourself, and let us know your winners? Feel free to click on the little blue "Comments" link just below this post to discuss or comment on any of this. Please visit us again Monday for a new cartoon caption challenge.