The winner:
"I demand immediate withdrawal!"
-- Rob Ball of Charlotte
The runners-up:
"If you will just say something stupid the New York Times will find us within twenty four hours."
-- Charles Randall, Cherryville, NC
"Please stop humming the 'Jaws' theme."
-- Baxter Hahn, Florence, SC
"That's just the type of rhetoric I expect to hear from the other side of the isle."
-- Brent Sheppard, Morganton, NC
"I give up. Where's your shotgun?"
-- Luis G. Gonzalez, Charlotte
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"No Dick, I really don't care to see your impersonation of Richard Hatch."
"You're welcome to stay the course, but I'm getting out of here."
" Well Dick, I guess the American people have spoken."
"Okay Dick, it's time to start planning our exit strategy."
"So, which one of us in the 'Other' and which is the 'Lostie'?
In this episode of Partisan Survivor, its 'skins' vs. 'smirks'.
"If we had a millionaire and his wife, a movie star, a professor and Mary Ann, then maybe people would tune in."
"Once again...improper and insufficient equipment for the task...yada yada..."
"I'm not surrendering! I'm trying to get us out of a mess!"
"I give up, we never should have pulled out of Iraq so soon and let the terrorists take over."
Disagree with the judges? Got another caption to add to the list? Want to judge these yourself, and let us know your winners? Feel free to click on the little blue "Comments" link just below this post to discuss or comment on any of this. Please visit us again Monday for a new cartoon caption challenge.


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