"I'm told it's due to political fallout."
-- David Scovill of Mooresville
"No worries. I'm suing my barber for malpractice!"
-- Jerry Berkowitz, Waxhaw
"I pledge to eliminate the 12 tons of carbon produced annually for my hair care."
-- George Randall, Cherryville
"And I'm not wearing panties either!"
-- W.D. Johnson, Fort Mill
"Now this is what I call 'Cut and Run'!"
-- Matt Hartsock, Mount Holly
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"Hair today, gone tomorrow!"
Hillary, Moe and Curly
"Their views on Iraq are Shear Madness!"
"All right, which one of you guys replaced my mousse with hair remover?"
"They won't have John Edwards' hair to kick around anymore!"
See No Evil, Speak No Evil, Hair No Evil
"I just hired Britney Spears as my new publicist."
"This race is all about the haves and have-nots."
"I just wanted another non-story for Faux News."
"I'm still pretty!"
"They're just Whigs!"
"Bald seems to be working for Fred."
"And I am proud to announce James Carville as my Campaign Manager."
"I'm a head in the polls!"
"Now the media can focus on my political achievements instead of my hair!"
"Let's face it. Beneath the coiffures, all of us are BALD FACED LIARS."
"I promise, no more $400 haircuts!"
“If I knew then what I know now…”
"She's pretty, He's handsome, and I'm slick! "
"I expect to win by a hair!"
"If you love something, set it free...unless you can't get elected without it!"
"Well at least I got my money's worth."
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