"It felt like a wave when I got on!"
-- Patricia A. Ringle of Cornelius
"Let's see, to target Hillary, turn left ... no ... turn right!"
-- Ronald Hester, Boone
"Loose cannon? Where? I didn't see any loose cannons."
-- Tom Hodge, Denver, NC
"Experience is so overrated. I can drop bombs on terrorists too."
-- George S. Evdemon, Indian Land, SC
"And if elected, I promise to change the political landscape forever!"
-- David Merritt, Charlotte
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"Bush loaned me his copy of ‘Counter-Terrorism for Dummies’!"
"Good thing the Pakistani people don't vote in our election."
"It says this is the only way to mess up John Edward’s hair."
“Some say I’m on the fast track, but I promise you I’m learning all the ropes.”
“I get the sinking feeling this campaign is about to explode!"
“Uh, ok. The book doesn’t say! After you drop it, then what do you do?”
"Rule # 1: Don't Panic. Rule # 2: Ignore Rule # 1 when trailing Hillary."
"Edwards was so kind to give up his seat."
"Is it too late to read the manual?"
"Ok, let's see, where's the Easy button?"
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