"He lost this generation of Republicans, so he's going for the next!"
-- Steven Meckler of Charlotte
"This guy claims he can take me from class clown to class president!"
-- Laura Thompson, Charlotte
"Keep it down. I hear the new kid can't keep a secret."
-- Rob Mundt, Concord
"He's going to explain to the teacher why my homework was not accomplished."
-- Tom Warlick, Clover, SC
"Trust me, he's a chick magnet. Two words: Ann Coulter."
-- George S. Evdemon, Indian Land, SC
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"This student council election is getting out of hand."
"I see the cars -- but this guys' been telling Bush to walk into traffic for years."
"I've heard of No Child Left Behind, but this is ridiculous."
"He's says he is here to rewrite history."
“He says he’s gonna make the dumbest kid in school class president.”
"See, I told you he isn't smarter than a fifth-grader."
"Well, there goes Gorman's popularity rating."
"I think you are taking this class president thing a little too seriously."
“Word on the playground is this guy can make anyone look smart.”
"He won't last long on the playground with a nickname like that."
"He's going to be really surprised in history class!"
"He don't know much about history... He don't know much about honesty... And he's been called a fool... So he's going back to school..."
"Be careful of the big guy behind you -- he just sneaked out of the Bushes."
"He's failed Compassionate Conservatism 10 times."
"He's our new Ethics teacher."
“Karl, we’re crossing here. Who are you crossing today?”
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