"Follow the corridor of crap till you come to the road paved with good intentions!"
-- Laura Thompson of Charlotte
"Downtown Baghdad? It's this way, just follow me."
-- Terence Heglar, Rockwell, NC
"Boy, do I have some hot, new mortgages for you!"
-- Bob Holberton, Charlotte
"Charlotte light rail? It's just over there next to the snowball!"
-- submitted, with variations, by several readers
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the South!"
-- Steve LaDue, Fort Mill
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"No you can't cool off here. Go back to Charlotte."
"Forget Charlotte! Hotlanta is my kind of town!"
"All light rail questions are to be addressed to Mr. Tober."
"So, How was your first county commission meeting?"
"That's right, parking for Uptown is a little further down to your left."
"After you drink the free Hater-ade, move this way for the MoveOn rally."
"Oh, so the hot air comes from over there at the White House."
"You from New Jersey? Duke is that way."
"You think this is hot...there's a CMS Board Mtg going on 2 buildings down!"
"Welcome to Durham. My name is Mike Nifong and I will be your tour guide today."
"Discovery Place Straight ahead! Follow the sign that says 'BodyWorld Model Tryouts TODAY'!"
“Yeah we have a Lawyer’s Road down to the right, but it has a different meaning down here!”
“Charlotte School System this way.”
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