"Go for the Democrats -- they taste just like chicken!"
-- Don Vallance of Indian Trail
"I've switched from hammerhead to knucklehead."
-- Carolyn Hudson, Columbia, SC
"I figure with so many people testing the waters, I might as well take advantage!"
-- Daniel Hill, Huntersville
"It's really quite simple. You go around in circles and watch everyone panic."
-- Ronald Hester, Boone, NC
"I just ate an oil executive and look what I found in his pocket!"
-- Bill Warren, Mooresville
Thank you for all your entries. Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"It's just what the Republicans need...a candidate with no strings attached!"
"Candidates for '08 are great for de bait!"
"If we wear a little disguise, swim beneath the surface of truth, voters will believe anything."
"Hungry? It won't take long to attract a group of mudslingers!"
"I'm just filling in for Karl Rove."
"If I name him Fred, we'll eat like kings."
"With all the lawyers running, they'll never notice me."
"The funny part is that they think they're choosing between an elephant and a donkey."
"Karl Rove taught me this trick."
"Quite frankly, I'm surprised they come back to swim every four years."
"The heck with professional courtesy, I crave a lobbyist!"
"Remember, we don't eat politicians, it's a professioinal courtesy."
"Once you look beyond the professional courtesy thing, those journalist are quite tasty."
"By the time they realize he can't walk on water it's way too late!"
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