"Track or Retreat!"
-- Laura Thompson of Charlotte
"I'm collecting backbones!"
-- Joe Marshall, Charlotte
"Trick or track, pad my sack, or I'll leave and won't come back!"
-- Barry Sparks, Hickory
"I'm collecting for UNICEF (Unconscionable Narcissist Imperils Community's Economy Fund)."
-- Rob Mundt, Concord
"I'm ninety percent sure your neighbor has better candy!"
-- submitted by several readers
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"And make it sweet!"
"I'm into drag!"
"And I also want I-485 for my new speedway!"
"Let's just say that Concord is in the bag."
"For my next trick, I will disappear from Concord."
The most popular NASCAR costume for Halloween...The New Intimidator!
Nightmare on Speed Street.
“You better fill my bag with EVERYTHING I’m asking for or else you’ll be calling it “Lose Motor Speedway.”
"I want it all and I want it now!"
" Why does everyone think my costume is George Shinn? "
"There better be so much candy I have to drag it!"
"And if you don't throw in that re-zoning certificate, I'm going to TP the trees around the speedway."
"I love suckers...especially Dum-Dums."
“And your little tax breaks, too!”
"Mr. Councilman, ask yourself one question, do you feel lucky? Well do you punk?"
"Gimme some candy or I'll move your house to Concord."
“Fun-Size? Rowan is offering the big candy!”