"I see dumb people."
-- Frank Estro of Charlotte
“But I got Lance in my saggy pants!”
-- Jan Jones, Cornelius
"I told my Principal if the Mayor can have a job and not show up for work, then I can be a student and not show up for school."
-- Ross Levin, Charlotte
"So you want to throw out the baby and KEEP the bathwater?"
-- Tariq Bokhari, Charlotte
"Guess which one is smarter than a fifth-grader!"
-- submitted by several readers
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"My Mom says you can cloud up issues. So why don't you make it rain?"
"Will the transit tax pay for Thomas the Tank Engine too?"
"Someone has to be the adult here!"
"I'd like to propose that we outlaw sagging pants UNLESS the person is wearing an American Flag lapel pin on his boxers."
“Wow, this is awful sitting through this. I’ll NEVER act up in class again!”
"My first agenda item....a new dress code for City Council!"
"Mom! When I said I wanted a board, I meant a skate board."
“Therefore I move that when the Tooth Fairy brings me my quarter we ask her for additional light rail funding.”
"Do YOU guys wanna play dragstrip with me?"
"Since we're paying all this taxpayer money, can I have a pony?"
“Scientifically speaking, the ability to solve problems ends on your 29th birthday.”
"Let's extend the light rail to Disneyland!"