The winner:
"Why torture one when we can 'hang ten'!"
-- Kenneth Irving of Kannapolis
The runners-up:
"I thought I'd be prepared when it all leaks out!"
-- Suzanne Estro, Charlotte
"We could call it Simulated Surfing."
-- Jay Alexander, Charlotte
"We don't torture? Ok, boss, then I'm on board!"
-- Loyd Dillon, Charlotte
"After looking into waterboarding further, I have concluded it is totally awesome!"
-- Steve Meckler, Charlotte
Thank you for all your entries. As usual, feel free to discuss any of this in our "Comments" section. Just click the blue link below this post and add your observations, criticisms or additional captions!
Here's a selection of some of the other lines we received this week:
"So where's Annette, I mean, Ann Coulter?"
"Everybody needs a hobby!"
"One person's torture is another person's extreme sport. Kowabunga! "
"It's called spin, Dick."
"Look Dick! George personalized my waterboard."
"Hanging out with you for the next fourteen months? Now that's torture!!"
"It's almost as fun as hanging ten!"
"It was a little gnarly in those confirmation hearings."
"I hear you can teach boarding techniques."
"I just know everything's above board!"
"They may find MY brand more appealing!"
"I tried out your waterboard and don't see why there was such a big fuss."
"I've never been water boarding but I'm anxious to try it out"
"Water boarding is only painful if your not any good at it."
“I don’t see what the Dems were complaining about -- riding the board was tough but I wouldn’t call it torture!”
"Well, of course, you and the President deserve a fair trial. After all this country does have a constitution."
"You're right Dick, waterboarding is definitely not torture."
"Relax, this is used only for FAKE drownings. If you want to know how to use REAL drowinings to kill people, you need to talk to Ted Kennedy."


Great captions this week! Way to go Kenneth Irving!!! I'll be kicking myself while looking forward to the next challenge!
Posted by: LT | November 16, 2007 at 05:17 PM
Glad to see the real Irving had a real winner this time!!Great caption and great choice!
Posted by: suzanne | November 16, 2007 at 06:02 PM
Thank you LT and Suzanne. I hope that you enjoy this contest as much as I do. I'm sure that I'll see both of your names in red many times in the future.
Posted by: Kenneth Irving | November 16, 2007 at 06:41 PM
Ken - Great caption. Captured the cartoon perfectly.
Posted by: Steve Meckler | November 16, 2007 at 09:56 PM
Mine was "It's almost as fun as hanging ten!" Close, but Ken's was better. Way to go!
Posted by: Ross Levin | November 17, 2007 at 11:32 AM