"His bark is worse than my bite!"
-- John Biggers of Matthews
"Just don't make any sudden moves to the right."
-- Brent Sheppard, Morganton
"He'll quiet down if you roll over and play dead."
-- Laura Major, Charlotte
"The only ones he's ever bitten were the North Carolinians who elected him senator!"
-- Alton Vaughn, Waxhaw
"Say hello to my little friend!"
-- submitted separately by "Scarface" fans Frank Estro, Charlotte, Nick Baughn, Charlotte, and Kevin Honeycutt, Boca Raton, FL
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"He's not House trained-- but he did spend a little time in the Senate!"
"Like looking in a mirror, huh?"
"He specializes in personal injury."
"Beware! His Barack is worse than his bite!"
"His wife is worse than his bite."
"Better back off – his leash is not as short as your husband’s…"
"And to think four years ago he was just a lap dog…"
"Nothing personal. He just resents not being the Alpha male."
"He won't hurt you. He hates to mess up his hair."
"It's a dog-eat-dog world!"