"Help me remember -- which is the world's oldest profession?"
-- Bruce Baily of Charlotte
"With the competition eliminated, we're sure to move up in the poles."
-- Carrie Scovill, Mooresville
"It's a shame how some people don't care who they get in bed with."
-- David Merritt, Charlotte
"We really have to do something about those Independents."
-- Peter Vazquez, Charlotte
-- Kevin Siers, Steve LaDue, Ross Baily, Stanton Geller and multiple others
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"It's bad when you get caught."
"These people don't know how to work the streets!"
"If the lights on Brookshire worked ... we could read this."
"How come Concord could beg Bruton Smith to do it to them - and it was legal?"
"Madam Secretary, call the roll."
"It’s getting harder for us party girls to make a living."
"How can you justify hustling citizens out of their money?"
"She could have had such a promising career in politics."
"Politics does make strange bedfellows or is it the other way around?"
"Ain't that awful, sellin' yourself for money?"
"In this article they don't call it campaigning."
"Free publicity is great!"
"And they did it all without television."
“Hey, looks like some market share opened up in Charlotte.”
"BIg Deal! We've been for sale for years!"
Please join us again Monday, Dec. 17, for a new cartoon caption challenge!