"I know the Fairy Tale is your idea, but it takes a President to sell it to the country."
-- Ken Gatlin of Rock Hill
"Fairy tale? You don't ask and I won't tell!"
-- Steven E. Davies, Charlotte
"I did not have sexual relations with that old woman in the shoe!"
-- Mark C. Mahoney, Glens Falls, NY
"'I didn't inhale' was NOT a fairy tale!"
-- submitted by several readers
"It depends on what the definition of 'fairy tale' is."
-- submitted by many, many readers
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"My wife tells me you're the new Karl Rove."
"If you don't stop writing for Obama, somebody's not going to live happily ever after!"
"All I did was ask for Little Red Riding Hood's number."
"There once was a man from Nantucket . . . ."
"We need another story, what else you got on Oboma?"
"We are headed to South Carolina -- help me explain to her what it is like to lay an egg."
"And his position on the economy is a nursery rhyme!"
"Listen! I'm the expert on being goosed."
"Hillary, dillary dock. Help us defeat Barack."
"From now on I'll decide what is and what isn't a fairytale."
"If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck and acts like a duck then it must be racial issue."
"That fairy tale fractures me!"