"We weren't using it so Obama borrowed it."
-- Steven E. Davies, Charlotte
"We're going to need some right-wing nuts."
-- Douglas R. Cox, Albemarle
"No one seems to know which is the head and which is the rear."
-- Keith E. Smith, Charlotte
"And I thought it took a lot of us to change a light bulb!"
-- Chris Flowers, Charlotte
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"At least we have a foyer for the Bush Library."
"Not sure we can get it together before November..."
"I hope it doesn't look like a donkey when we finish!"
"OK..I know where the trunk goes, but what do we do with the extra baggage?"
"Let's try thinking inside the box now!"
"Let’s wait for Rudy, he’s good with disasters."
"Instructions: Step #1 -- Don't step in #2."
"We don’t have all the pieces. Reagan took the heart and soul of this thing with him years ago."
"The instructions are in Spanish."
"Severely damaged! Send it back to Texas."
"Do you think he will work for nuts?"
"Wouldn't cloning Reagan be easier?"
“Let’s start with ‘all the king’s horses and all the king’s men’ and see how far we get …”
"They didn't send instructions on how to connect church and state!"
"First time I've heard an elephant ticking."
"Looks like GW lost the instructions."
"We need the weapon of mass instructions. "
"This may turn out to be a huge undertaking."
"He says he won't come out until he sees a republican!"
"Can we sell it after we build it?"
"The box is actually full of empty rhetoric!"
"Let's just hang a 'Mission Accomplished' banner instead!"