"If I answer Snow White, I’ll be accused of playing the race card."
-- Kenneth Irving of Kannapolis
"If you stopped looking at me, you could connect with the people."
-- William Owens, Marvin
“We have some wonderful parting gifts for your hair.”
-- Mark Bujold, St. Simons Island, GA
"All dressed up and no place to go!"
-- Laura Thompson, Charlotte
"Since when does 'fair' have anything to do with politics?"
-- submitted by several readers
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"How to avoid poverty? Drop out!"
"I see Attorney General in your future."
"I heard the Queen City might be looking for a new mayor!"
"Fairest though you may be, the voters like Barack and Hillary!"
"It takes more than a pretty face!"
"For the last time, ROMNEY is the fairest of them all."
"Things are looking pretty . . . Grimm."
"You are the fairest of the three, but, alas, your dream is not to be."
"Check your rear-view mirror also."
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, why am I invisible to all?"
"I haven't seen anything that ugly since Hillary invoking Nixon!"