The winner:
"If I answer Snow White, I’ll be accused of playing the race card."
-- Kenneth Irving of Kannapolis
The runners-up:
"If you stopped looking at me, you could connect with the people."
-- William Owens, Marvin
“We have some wonderful parting gifts for your hair.”
-- Mark Bujold, St. Simons Island, GA
"All dressed up and no place to go!"
-- Laura Thompson, Charlotte
"Since when does 'fair' have anything to do with politics?"
-- submitted by several readers
Thank you for all your entries. As usual, feel free to discuss any of this in our "Comments" section. Just click the blue link below this post and add your observations, criticisms or additional captions!
Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"How to avoid poverty? Drop out!"
"I see Attorney General in your future."
"I heard the Queen City might be looking for a new mayor!"
"Fairest though you may be, the voters like Barack and Hillary!"
"It takes more than a pretty face!"
"For the last time, ROMNEY is the fairest of them all."
"Things are looking pretty . . . Grimm."
"You are the fairest of the three, but, alas, your dream is not to be."
"Check your rear-view mirror also."
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, why am I invisible to all?"
"I haven't seen anything that ugly since Hillary invoking Nixon!"


Objects in mirror are less popular than they appear...
Posted by: R. Cain Referens | February 01, 2008 at 11:35 AM
Ken,
Quite simply an awesome caption!
Posted by: Ross Levin | February 01, 2008 at 11:57 AM
The parting gift for hair is a hoot! Nice job Coco! --This one was a bit tougher-Ken and LT rose to the occasion.
Posted by: D. Cox | February 01, 2008 at 12:04 PM
Once again, Kenneth stands hair and shoulders above the rest! WOW!!! Keep up the great work!
Posted by: LT | February 01, 2008 at 03:38 PM
I appreciate the kind words from Ross and LT. I liked "all dressed up and nowhere to go" a lot. BTW John did find somewhere to go last night. He removed his crown and slipped into a pair of jeans and a Tar Heel sweatshirt and attended the basketball game at the Dean Dome.To say the least, he appeared much more relaxed.
Posted by: Kenneth Irving | February 01, 2008 at 05:28 PM