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Jake Jacobs

"I'm just standing on the promises."

LT

"Who really 'nose' what the history books will say?"

BILL MULLIS

IT'S CALLED A LIAR'S POKER

LT

"Invoking you worked a lot better for Hillary!!!"

Steve Meckler

Wow. I didn't see any of that coming!

D. Cox

We are not crooks!

A little rhinoplasty after each news conference helps.

You're ahead by a nose in long term approval ratings.

mark bujold

You mean "McGovern" is not a verb?

D. Cox

Someday we'll be real presidents.

Who needs crickets?

Robert Childrez

"Relax Dick, your record is intact.....but I'm working on it."

D. Cox

A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face.

I'll enter the next -gate when I come to it.

D. Cox

I'm worried McCain will start a splinter faction!

LT

"It's an honor to be your little booger!!!"

D. Cox

Beg your pardon?

Does my administration pass the smell test?

God only nose what I'd be without you...

Need some wood?

D. Cox

Does this outfit make my nose look big?

So you were resigned to tell the truth?

I've got to get rid of this feather-people keep thinking I'm a big woodpecker.

We both like golf and play it as we lie.

LT

"Whoever said you were a wart on the nose of American politics was stretching the truth!!!"

SLG

Yours was Bigger Than Mine!

D. Cox


To be more effective, I need to say "effective noon tomorrow?"

KLS

I've got no strings that influenced my decisions.

LT

"So, you're saying I should let my conscience be my guide?"

Carolyn Hudson

This is just the look I need for controlling my puppet regime in Baghdad.

Carolyn Hudson

If I was really a puppet, someone else would control my mouth.

D. Cox

Did the press do as much lederhosen in your administration?

D. Cox

I bet our tombstones will both read- "Here lies Richard Nixon and George W. Bush"

CHARLES RANDALL

"I didn't realize that Burglary could cause it too" Charles Randall 201 Ervin Drive Cherryville, NC 28021 704-435-9623

Carolyn Hudson

When I speak I'm very conscience about the audience.

D. Cox

I make nothing perfectly clear!

CHARLES RANDALL

"Something tells me that more than the noses will keep us off Mt. Rushmore." Charles Randall 201 Ervin Drive Cherryville, NC 28021 704-435-9623

Carolyn Hudson

At least my ears are less prominent now.

Ken Irving

It takes one to grow one!

Santosh Rao

When I grow up, I want to run an administration just like yours.

F.Wade

I know it sounded great but common' dude we all know you are lying !

F.Wade

Why are you upset? They won't remember anything you promised anyway.

F.Wade

Just exhale it falls off when you leave office.

F.Wade

You will need this for the places you are going.

CHARLES RANDALL

"18 1/2 minutes was nothing. I need to "erase" 8 years!" Charles Randall 201 Ervin Drive Cherryville, NC 28021 704-435-9623

F.Wade

Wow yours does not look as bad Roger's and he is still going to the Hall of Shame.

F.Wade

Why do you think Colin left after the W.M.D. ?

Michael Overkamp

Well isn't that the kettle calling the pot black.

Two long noses don't make a right.

F.Wade

It was either this or the rear end and Roger had dibbs !

Ken Irving

Our reputations precede us.

F.Wade

Hey! At least your sunglasses won't fall off.

F.Wade

Ok,ok give me 3 Bill Clintons, 2 Roger Clemens and 1 Newt Gingrich...

F.Wade

Ok,so she cried but you should have never told Mitt he had a chance.

F.Wade

All I am saying is we say what we have to say and sometimes it is obvious, OK !

b garafola

This beats the hell out of "pants on fire"

F.Wade

I told you a little goes a long way in these Primaries.

F.Wade

You should have seen the one on the Candidate that claimed he invented the Internet.

LT

"It's a tool of the trade!!!"

Tim Saam

"It was either this or donkey ears."

Mary  Fowler

"You're either Durante or you've told more lies than I have!"

Mary  Fowler

I'll grant you just one request, and I'm not a liar like you are!

Mary  Fowler

I'll grant you just one request, and I'm not a liar like you are!

R Combs

"Pardon me, I've earned everything I've got."

Carolyn Hudson

I cannot tell a lie. I always tell a whole web of them.

I did not chop down that cherry tree... I let it die from global warming.

F.Wade

Come on, Watergate will always be box office material not my lil' WMD thingy.

F.Wade

Hey yours may be Bigger but mine lasted longer.

D. Cox

We'll beg their pardons and let the taxpayers foot the bill for daughter's weddings in the rose garden.

Any advice on Scooter's pardon?

F.Wade

Look my ratings were in the toilet after the .com bust I had to do it.

F.Wade

I will never forget what my Father told Ollie,once,"It's not the size that matters but the Believability."

F.Wade

I wanted my Presidency to be as awesome as yours.

F.Wade

We may not be a Billy Graham but thank God we are no J.F.K. or Bill Clinton either !

D. Cox

Huckabee, you don't look anything like Tricky Dick!

The only time we ever obstructed justice was when our noses got in the way of the Supremes.

We're a couple of nare do wells.

They won't have me to push around much longer!

C. Henry Posey

Sorry you had to quit your office, but had you kept the Viet-War going like I'm doing with the Iraq-War, you can lie and get away with everything.

Greg Peifer

"We did not have sex with that woman, is that why they hate us."

Matt Lavin

Hey Condi,Dick,come quick! We got ourselves a REAL LIVE weap'n o' mass destruction!!

Richard Faulkner

Tell us again how you got rich?

Randy Van Hoosan

I hope to be a real man someday and not a puppet on string.

Matt Lavin

Hey Condi,Dick,come quick! We got ourselves a REAL LIVE weap'n o' mass destruction!!

Billy Fisher

"You know, it's a little discerning when you look at me down your nose like that!"

Steve Meckler

At least I didn't get impeached!

Steve Meckler

Where is a good place to hide the tapes?

Steve Meckler

Your problem with Vietnam was that you didn't have one of those "Mission Accomplished" signs.

Steve Meckler

Dick, the key is not getting caught!

Steve Meckler

Well, they didn't grow from being too honest.

Steve Meckler

It is like looking at a mirror.

Steve Meckler

Yeah, I didn't lie either.

Steve Meckler

It's great. I just need to show up and Cheney does the rest.

Billy Fisher

"You seem to have a nose for these kind of things..."

Donna Estro

"Cut the strings already!"

Donna Estro

"Little boys lost."

donna estro

"You're my conscience--you're supposed to tell me right from wrong!"

"Jimminy Cricket, what's up with the advice?"

Frank Estro

"Dude, and I thought I had a big one!"

suzanne & co.

"The bigger they are the harder they fall!"

Paul Booth

HEY! DID YOU KNOW KEVIN SIERS IS A BITHERING IDIOT? NO I DIDN'T. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST A DUMB ASS.............

suzanne & co.

"I said I'm waiting for this all to blow over, but it'snot!"

Paul Booth

SORRY KEVIN. THATS "BLITHERING" IDIOT!

Peggy Edmunds

Now just listen! Don't talking. That is all it will take to pull it off. Got me...

Frank Estro

"If you keep talking like this they may think we're democrats!"

Hazel

Dad! I'm a real boy!

Hazel

Dad! I'm a real boy!

Hannah

Ok...So explain to me why I got the big nose AND the big ears??
Geez...

Steve Stoeckel

OK, now I'LL say "I am not a crook" and YOU say "Weapons of Mass Destruction!"

Camille Darling

Hi, Mr. McGovern. I'm the little voice from the back of your head. I believe I came out when you sneezed.

LT

"I think I need some tissues for my issues!"

Andrew Charles

Nixon, man..you were really an amateur when it came to lying. Now, when Truman identified Tokyo to the American people as a "military target" and killed nearly 100,000 people in minutes..now that was a real, knowing lie. JFK, RFK..the myriad affairs while parading themselves as good Catholic's, their still-standing record for
unauthorized wiretaps, including MLK..the stolen elections..a family built on lies.
Reagan and Iran Contra..George H.W. Bush and Iran Contra..lies, lies and more lies...many historians say a far greater challenge to the Constituion than Watergate ever was. Hillary and Bill..Whitewater, Monica, their charade of a "marriage"..like the Kennedy's..lives built on lies. Bush/Cheney...well, they're in a league all their own...the truth is totally foreign to both of them. Nixon, man..the press always characterized you as a liar, because they hated you, when really, you were very run-of-the mill when it comes to deception.
Remember what David Geffen, one of the Clinton's former friends said..."It's not just that the Clinton's lie..it's that they do it with such ease." Think about it Dick..you sweat through every lie..I guess that means that while you weren't as cool at the Kennedy's or Clinton's..at least you had a conscience.

Lawrence Mahool

Dear President George W. Bushy Eyebrows,

Besides WMD's... What elf have you been lying about and who nose about it?

chris dean

If you buy the three wishes, I'll throw in a Republican party to go with it.

chris dean

If you buy the three wishes, I'll throw in a Republican party to go with it

Carolyn Hudson

Mr. Cheney says I'm the best puppet he ever had!

w  williams

Tricky Dick meets Curious George.

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