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w  williams

If you value your eyes, don't ask me about Iraq again.

w  williams

I'm not a crook either.

We're not in a whale, we're inside Rush Limbaugh.

You never learned "it's not a lie if you really believe it".

Tell me again how that whole pardon thing worked.

w  williams

Oops, wrong story, I was looking for a tin man and a lion.

Lord Izet

Dick, I still don’t believe you got impeached over a single break into an office suite…

If you just told them impeachment would mean the communists won…

They dared to impeach a leader of free world at the peak of the Cold War?!

Richard, why did you hand the tapes over?

If you kept Vietnam War going on, nobody would impeach you…

Listen George, my Democrats weren’t as scared as yours…

W, they did it for the old Democrats still had a backbone…

W, during my impeachment the media were really independent…

W, ending the war, protecting the US jobs and respect for Constitution weren’t at my time some partisan gimmicks but the patriotic moves…

w  williams

There's some Lewinsky girl that keeps coming around asking for you.

F.Wade

OK You may have had a higher I.Q. but it is what it is. I will not go down as the worst leader of this Free Nation !

F.Wade

They think I am just as stupid as you were but at least I didn't watch porn in the Whitehouse, Deepthroat.

F.Wade

Really the dress was nothing to be impeached over that was a mild compared to Deepthroat.

Chris Flowers

"Well, Dick, the future looks beak... I mean bleak..."

Chris Flowers

"Come on, just one more 'V' for Victory. I'll even let you pull my strings."

F.Wade

Hmmm, Watergate or W.M.D.? You win because yours had six more letters then mine,OK !

F.Wade

Please, do not call me Tinker Bell. When the pixie dust settles you will see there were Weapons of Mass Destruction over there.

Berry

No, Cialis or Viagra does not have this effect.

Berry

Your lies caused this not your Viagra!

Steve Meckler

Two peas in a pod

frieda coviello

"There are NO strings on me!"

suzanne & co.

"I'm standing by our double standards!"

suzanne & co.

Liar, Liar, now our pants are on fire!"

"They just keep blowing things out of proportion!"

Steve Stoeckel

Now we'll both be lyin-ized by historians!

Steve Stoeckel

Why is my nose shorter? Because Cheney hardly ever lets me know when I'm lying!

John D.

So Gipetto says to me, "When a Democrat lies to Congress it's perjury; when a Republican lies to Congress it's a State of the Union Address." What's a puppet to do?

John D.

Given the events of the last eight years, do you think I'll ever become a real boy?

John D.

At least I'm not known as Tricky Georgie...

Ed Biernacki

I believed you when you said, " I'm not a crook".

D. Cox

Your Checkers speech was great, somehow a Mrs. Beazley speech doesn't have the same ring.

I think your "silent majority" approves of me.

Who started this whole China trade thing?

If it isn't the Ghost of Scandals Past!

I'm developing a Deparment of Truth and Other Foreign Concepts

D. Cox

Why do we two always have to take "Dare"?

The truth! We can't handle the truth!

I'm not the truth fairy!

D. Cox

Dick, why have our citizens grown so skeptical? They don't believe in anything anymore.

Reagan said he "wasn't smart enough to lie"-What's our excuse?

Want to help me judge a Miss Information pageant?

MR Bailey

Just you wait, Georgie, incompetence is only fully measured posthumously!

D. Cox

The understudy understands.

You think you had an "enemies list"!

Hannibal Elector-"Silence of the Crickets"

D. Cox

Did you say- Silence the "critics" or "crickets"?

Everybody's a cricket!

The media has become highly cricketal.

Pat

"You know, Dick, you've always been my role model."

D. Cox

I tried to get Clinton to play Gepetto, but he said Hillary would kill him if he got swallowed by a whale again.

D. Cox

Misspeaks were made...

I agree-Concerns about domestic surveillance are unwarranted!

D. Cox

Our administration calls the Patriot Act-"easedropping"

There's a whole cabinet full of unindicted co-conspirator puppets where I come from.

In your day Wooden led UCLA, now I seem wooden as I mislead the ACLU...

Bush=Nixon-Anyone got a match?

You know the truth is a complex thing-
and the complex is a military-industrial thing.

D. Cox

You were "Tricky Dick", Reagan-"The Great Communicator"-Who am I? "The Great Caluminater"?

LT

"We've got to stop meeting like this!!!"

R. Friedland

That little angel on your shoulder? Well, let's just say you won't be seeing him around anymore. Now let's go out and win this one.

William Owens

I'd walk a nose to fill your shoes.

My lies don't compare to yours.

You're my Hero!

I may be the puppet but you were the master!

LT

"You're my go-to guy for advice on coverups and exit strategies!"

"What's honest Abe got that we ain't got?"

"Can't figure out why there are so many noses out of joint around here!?!"

D. Cox

I think I understand why the Nixon Liberry
is so close to Disneyland.

Unpopular wars are slippery slopes as well.

E Proboscis Unum

Why do they care if we nose around in domestic matters?

Bobby Heath

You're invading my turf!!!!!!!!!!!

D. Cox

No one remembers Lincoln suspending habeas corpus or the solely executively ordered Emancipation Proclamation...We were just being presidential.

Cheney let go of the strings.

So you were pardoned and Felt went to jail! I've got to tell Scooter that one!

Your administration had Deep Throat, Clinton had Monica; I just suck at being President!

Not Blind

"Our staff learned how not to get away with things during your administration".

Deborah

"AS of right now, you're winning by a nose."

D. Cox

I heard Felt drank the champagne with Reagan's pardon and said "Yes, justice does ultimately prevail."

You felt what I felt.

I'm a real liar too!

They should have figured us out at your first "last press conference"!

Deb

In the key of G...

When you wish upon a star
WMD's cant be too far
When you wish upon a star
Two terms come true

When you wish upon a dream
Things are not quite as they seem
I've been the greatest president
And now I'm through

Deborah

"with a little make-up, no one will be the wiser."

D. Cox

I'm unindickted too!

Deborah

"I've found that a little cover-up goes a long way."

Gene Armstrong

we represent the lollipop jail, the lollipop jail, the lollipop jail

D. Cox

They're playing our song- EMF "You're unbelievable!"

Our old factory census is amazement!

Honestly, we make some very strong points!

Smells like mean spirit!

Ken Irving

I was ashamed of mine too but it made all the difference against Al Gore in 2000.

F.Wade

Herculean or Dwarfish? We both will go down in history as the biggest movers and shakers ever to hold this office.

Ken Irving

If I move any further backward, I'll be forced to step down too!

ANDREW PRICE

“ I’ve got something to pick with you!”

ANDREW PRICE

“Finally I get to meet the master, The Grinch who stole Congress.”

ANDREW PRICE

“It will be an honor to share Hell’s Mount Rushmore with you sir!!!”

F.Wade

I hope Hillary wins she will mess it up worse then the both of us.

LT

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!!!"

Ashley Griffith

“I am not a crook.” “There are WMDs in Iraq.” So fellow Pinocchio, How can we get in touch with Dr. 90210!

Ken Irving

What a novel idea for the entrance to the Nixon Lie brary!

dewayne ott

you're not a crook?, yea right, & I was really looking for osama.

Steve Meckler

At least it is your name!

Carolyn Hudson

"This nose makes it hard to save face."

jerry hancock

They believed YOU! Why don't they believe ME?

Jerry Hancock

My approval ratings are almost up with yours!

Jerry Hancock

Coach me one more time on how to say "I am not a crook."

Jerry Hancock

Break-ins. Wiretaps. People get so upset at any little thing anymore.

Jerry Hancock

Why can't people just trust their government to do what's best for them, you know?

Carolyn Hudson

This is causing everyone to toy around with my legacy.

AL COHEN

"GOOD,ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY GOOD FRIEND CLEMENS TO JOIN US."

Gina Wilson

I think it's time we had a "little" talk about this "conscience" thing.

LT

"I love the smell of shock and 'awl' in the morning!!!"

"Up for some Pinochle?"

"When life gives me lemons, I make Lemon Pledge!!!"

"With all this wood, termites are a concern!!!"

Steve Meckler

You hurt the party...I destroyed it!

Steve Meckler

My nose didn't grow, my head shrunk!

Steve Meckler

I just have a bad case of un-influence-a.

Steve Meckler

I just have a bad case of un-influence-a.

suzanne & co.

"Where do we grow from here?"

suzanne & co.

"Any advice would suffice!"

D. Cox

We hold these truths to be self-evident!

Apparently there's some paper that says we're supposed to check with Congress or the Supreme Court about some things.

It's just not in our constitution...

Apparently there are two other branches of government that don't appreciate us going out on a limb.

D. Cox

They're creating a national monument for us-Mount Rushtojudgment!

D. Cox

We weren't above a brief stretching of the truth- Clinton's brief stretching was a whole different matter!

D. Cox

I may be way out on a limb here, but I think truth and privacy rights might not be in our constitution.

D. Cox

No one could make-up this!

D. Cox

So we got a little creative with the "insure domestic tranquility" part...


"Insure" domestic tranquility?- Laura put a little red ink on that paper over at the Smithsonian- part of her literacy campaign!

You're dead. Does that make me mourning wood?

Phil Hough

My mission is not accomplished, but Chaney is working on it as we speak.

Ken Irving

Veracity is not one of our strong points.

D. Cox

More Lux et veritas from a Yalie.

Tap dancing on the constitution, more mere historical footnotes.

Brandon Swann

No one 'nose' we're lying!

D. Cox

We're all Bernankians now.

Thanks to you the American dollar is Fiat money in a Mercedes world.

w  williams

Cheney told me if I rubbed his belly a genie would appear.

I need you to help me find China on a map.

The ghost of puppets past!

Got wood?

Ken Irving

Now that's a big (expletive deleted)nose!

D. Cox

Twist on old bad joke:
Pinocchio Bush asks Nixon if he would like to be memorialized on a national monument-
Nixon replies: "Would I, would I!
Pinocchio Bush replies: Big nose! Big nose!

D. Cox

I've got an eighteen and a half minute gap between my ears!

D. Cox

I knew my ratings had taken a nose-dive...

Chris Flowers

"Jiminy Cricket, I guess 'size' and 'lies' are relative!"

Steve Meckler

I know it was supposed to be your legacy, but I had the most crooked administration in our history!

Steve Meckler

Look at the bright side, you will no longer be remembered for having the MOST corrupt administration in our country's history.

Carolyn Hudson

I keep my nose trimmed by going duck hunting with Cheney.

Carolyn Hudson

I'm letting my nose grow out to attract an ivory billed woodpecker. That's my biggest contribution to help the environment.

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