"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another four years."
-- Jim Novak of Charlotte
"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."
-- Ross Levin of Charlotte
"All things considered, I'd rather be in Washington."
-- Again, Jim Novak, Charlotte
"I went to Carolina one time -- but it was closed."
-- Gene Armstrong, Charlotte
"Poker and politics are games of chance, but not the way I play the race card in Carolina."
-- Lee Baber, Charlotte
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"Children, dogs and Red States. I have no use for any of them."
"Now don't you say you can't swear off womanizing; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."
‘Sir, there’s no such thing as a tough opponent… if you parboil them for a few days, they always come out tender!”
"I love campaigning for president when I don't have to keep any of my promises."
"Go away, son, you Obama me."
"What did I take from my White House years? The fifth and some furniture!"
"If you liked me, you'll love my little chickadee!"
"Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?"
"I've spent the night in all 30 White House bedrooms! Slept in two of them."
"My girl in the white house is worth five in the phone book."
"Everything I do is illegal, immoral, or fattening!"
"Life was so much easier when I was Elvis!"
Please join us again Monday, May 5, for a new cartoon caption challenge.