"I'm Dennis Kucinich and I approved this message!"
-- Douglas R. Cox of Albemarle
"Finally, we have some alternatives to the two-party system."
-- Jibril Hough, Charlotte
“I owe it to my constituents to stay in the race until the election is over.”
-- Susan Smith, Concord
“I’ll take losers for $200, Alex.”
-- John Crowell, Charlotte
"I'm the REAL Green Party candidate!"
-- submitted by many, many folks
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"Take me to your superdelegates!"
"We are all after the alienated vote."
"Wow, Its great to be sharing the stage with other Martians!"
"Don't laugh, my polling numbers are better than either of yours."
“The chances of either one of you winning are out of this world.”
"No thanks guys. I want you to take me to someone who actually has a chance of being your leader."
"They don't understand what I say, either."
"The choice is abundantly clear, far right, far left or far out!"
"So it is true! Anyone can run for president."
"I want to set a precedent. Two Presidents in a row from outer space."
"Don't give up yet. Remember, all the others could die before the election!"
"I have the utmost respect for my colleagues...Darth Nader and Barr-Barr Stinks."
"The city of Roswell is pleased to host another off-the-radar event."
“Speaking as the mainstream candidate on this stage …”
"I'm planning to pick up where Ron Paul left off!"
"You guys are sooo last year."
Please join us again Monday, June 2, for a new cartoon caption challenge.