"First, the good news . . . "
-- Steven Barber of Charlotte
"Take four years and call me Mr. President!"
-- Noel Bankhead, Indian Trail
"Oh, I'm sorry. This is Hillary's chart."
-- Leora Itzhaki, Charlotte
"A second opinion? She's not vice-presidential material either."
-- Scott Nordgren, Fort Mill
"There is no 'little-blue-state' pill!"
-- Brent Sheppard, Morganton
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"The diagnosis is terminally high expectations!"
"The good news is -- never mind, there is no good news."
"Your big mouth was just what the doctor ordered!"
"I recommend you see a spin doctor immediately."
"Sorry Kid, there's no comeback this time."
"Let me show you the Obama effect."
"Not a an uncommon occurence for a man your age ..."
"You are suffering from unpopularity syndrome which appears to have spread to members of your family."
"It's all down hill from here!"
" 25 Super Delegates and FoxNews will never hear of this."
"You seem very healthy for a man who's been bedridden for fifty years!"
Well, President Clinton, it depends on what is your definition of 'right side up'!"
"I would recommend that you get your affairs in order."
"It's called electile dysfunction."
"That is the bad news. The good news is that Michele and I are going to move into your old house."
"Actually, in this case ICU means Inevitable Clinton Undoing!"
"These are Ken Thompson's numbers -- your chances look much worse."
"I'll quit playing politician if you quit playing doctor."
"The good news is, You’re still in better shape than McCain and Bush."
Please join us again Monday, June 9, for a new cartoon caption challenge.