"I'm sorry, but, in China, we control the airwaves!"
-- Mic Elvenstar of Charlotte
"The U.S. has raised the sport of swimming to a whole new level!"
-- Kenneth Irving, Kannapolis
"Stop swimming in the pool-ution!"
-- Ben Hollingsworth, Charlotte
"Sorry, this air's reserved for Kobe Bryant!"
-- Linda Sarazen, Huntersville
"We don't allow anyone to do anything freestyle!"
-- submitted, with variations, from many readers
Thank you for all your entries. As usual, feel free to discuss any of this in our "Comments" section. Just click the blue link below this post and add your observations, criticisms or additional captions!
Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"Stop! Please let us add the computer-generated water simulation effect first."
"Smog? What smog?"
"I've heard of walking on water, but this is ridiculous!"
"Sir, you will experiance less resistance swimming in the water. "
"Stop making fun of our air quality!"
Please join us Monday, Sept. 1, for a new cartoon caption challenge.