"Well, you can't expect me to ride CATS."
-- Brent Sheppard of Morganton
“.35? But that’s only .05 in dog breath.”
-- Kevin Hall, Charlotte
“To tell you the truth, I never really thought about what I would do if I caught the car.”
-- John Nilsson, Jr., Charlotte
"But I’m not another rabid Charlotte driver -- I’ve had my shots!”
-- Maynard Sammons, Charlotte
“Can you let me go with a warning? I’m late for a poker game.”
-- Tom Norman, Greensboro, and Gene Hemrick, Matthews
Thank you for all your entries.
My personal favorite came in this week from someone disqualified to enter our contest:
"Of course I littered. I'm a bitch!"
-- Jean Siers, Charlotte
Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
“Red light?! It was more like a dark gray.”
“Of course I don’t know how fast I was going. I can’t read.”
“But I’m your best friend.”
"We’ve got property crime going thru the roof and you’re pulling a dog over for driving without his collar?"
"Can you make this quick? I’ve been stuck in my boss’ office all day and I need to find a fire hydrant!"
"I should have just taken the Greyhound."
"You chase cars your way, I'll chase them mine."
"I'm half bloodhound and I can't even find my way around these Charlotte streets!"
"Officer, I can't help it. I always park next to a fire hydrant."
“I thought profiling was illegal.”
"Timmy fell down the well and needs my help!"
"Why, yes, I AM colorblind!"
"Is fleaing a police officer a misdemeanor?"
"I'm sorry officer, but since Chief Monroe dissolved the K-9 Relations Unit, I don't feel comfortable talking to you."
"I'd like to see you make a left turn with out any thumbs."
"No one broke the leash law. Can't you see that I'm confined?"
"License? Sure I have one. It's at home on my collar."
"Road rage? All I did was snarl at his darn cat."
"I was on the force until the new chief chased me off!"
"Sorry, officer, I thought you were the mailman."
"I'm a bird dog. What's a few more points?"
"Will I be deported if I don't have papers?"
As usual, feel free to discuss any of this in our "Comments" section. Just click the blue link below this post and add your observations, criticisms or additional captions!
Please join us again Monday, Aug. 11, for a new cartoon caption challenge.