"I hold my friends close, and my enemies closer!"
-- David W. White of Charlotte
"Shouldn't I be hearing a heartbeat?"
-- Jessie McCulloh, Gastonia
"You see? I'm the one candidate that knows how to handle a crisis."
-- Lee Baber, Charlotte
"I wish I knew how to quit you!"
-- from multiple readers
"Thank you, thank you for not attending the Republican Convention!"
-- from a multitude of readers
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"Thanks for making me look good in comparison."
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
"I really don't think the people want me to follow your lead."
"Is that a surge in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? "
"I have a 'gut' feeling about this one!"
"Thank you, Godfather, for letting me take over the family business."
"We’re like the biblical brothers, McCain and UnAble."
"Tell me about the rabbits, George."
"Who said you can't go home again?"
"You complete me!"
"This is the story of the Hurricane
And how a storm kept Bush from McCain
But it couldn't stop him from picking Palin.
Once in a prison cell, at one time he could-a been
The leader of the free world."
(Apologies to Bob Dylan and his "Hurricane")
Please join us again Monday, Sept. 8, for a new cartoon caption challenge.