"Now, for my next trick, I'll pull John McCain out of his slump!"
-- Jordan Schwarz of Charlotte
"Here's something you'll really regret."
-- Bob Simmons, Huntersville
"Obama is not like us!"
-- Linda Sarazen, Huntersville
"Be with us next time for 'Danger in the Oval Office'!"
-- Steven Meckler, Charlotte
"I can see Boris and Natasha from my house!"
-- submitted by several readers
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received this week:
"THIS is how you dress a moose."
"It’s the Rocky and Bullwrinkle Show!"
"Vote for us and you'll be able to watch a new series of our goofy disasters on TV!"
"Bore-us Bidenov must be stopped!"
“But this trick never works!”
"Gotta get a new hat."
"Hockey Moms can do hat tricks."
"This trick just might finally work..."
"And now for my next trick, I will attempt to win an election in the face of a biased media!"
"For our next trick, we are going to attempt to fix the mess the Democrat-led Congress has created these past two years."
"And now here's something you'll really like! A MAVERICK!"
"What? You were expecting maybe Obama's latest tax plan?"
"WATCH ME PULL A MAVERICK OUT OF A HAT....."
"Troopergate is just a buncha Bullwinkle!"
"This whole thing is the biggest Fractured Fairy Tale I’ve ever seen.”
"Can BULL-winking can pull this election out of the hat? You betcha!"
"Has anyone seen the way back machine?"
"Watch as I pull a rabid out of my hat!"
"What happened? I thought I teamed with Dudley Do-Right."
"You betcha I could be a good vice-president. I used to be the mayor of Frostbite Falls!"
"And after the election, watch me disappear faster than the polar bears!"
"And now, here's something we hope you'll really like!"
Rocky: "We're in real trouble now!" Bullwinkle: "Oh, good, I hate the artificial kind."
Be with us next time, Monday, Oct. 20, for "Another Cartoon Challenge" or "You Write, I'm Left!"