"Campaign promises are a real drag!"
-- Jerry Maggio of Rock Hill
"The Bush Doctrine."
-- Joyce Glasgow Wright, Charlotte
Obama revisits his Mideast peace plans.
-- Steven Meckler, Charlotte
"The constitution requires that every President must have a Vice."
-- Kenneth Irving, Kannapolis
"Well, you wanted to see my birth certificate."
-- Hoyt Bailey, Shelby
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"Previous administration policies are going up in smoke."
"All this fanfare is a pain in the ash."
"I'm only smoking the second amendment."
“Healthcare Reform? This must be what Hillary was smoking.”
"Well, these plans for change remind me of Tara. They are gone with the wind."
"Oh, this? It's a list of suggestions from Hillary."
“Look, you smoke pork your way, and I’ll smoke it mine.”
“As they say in Washington DC, welcome to favor country!”
"You think we're burning through money now, just wait 'til I get in office."
"My presidency hasn't even started and it's going up in smoke."
"The Constitution is a living, breathing document."
“Let the word go forth that the torch has been passed to a new generation.”
"Weed the People."
“My 2009 resolution lasted 3 days and then I realized--Big 3 stock certificates are cheaper and smoke cooler.”
"Change you can breathe in."