"I guess White Men Can't Jumpstart the economy."
-- Lee Baber, Charlotte
"You need to work on your bank shot!"
-- Douglas R. Cox, Albemarle
"Your plan appears to have some bugs."
-- Steven A. Meckler, Charlotte
"I guess I can kiss my bracket goodbye."
-- Richard L. Bean, Charlotte
"Well, at least your web site is finally up."
-- John Brady, Matthews
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"We have three years to improve."
"This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I said, 'Don’t drop the ball.' "
"That's not what I meant when I said to put the right spin on it!"
"I could have gotten someone quicker than you off Mount Rushmore."
"Who told you there's no such thing as a free throw?"
"I would like this done in the first quarter. Please!"