"It's not the sharks you should be afraid of, it's the Seals!"
-- José M. Marulanda, Lowell, NC
"But I have to get this in the mail by April 15th!"
-- Patrick Fry, Mooresville
"Sure, just like your old job on Wall Street, there's a bit of risk."
-- Bill E. Bailey, Denver, NC
"Wouldn't it be easier to Mapquest '1600 Pennsylvania Avenue'?"
-- Randall Kerr, Cary, NC
"'Exxon' marks the spot!"
-- From many readers
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"This is not the kind of bailout I had in mind."
"You Lost Boys sure have changed."
"Are you sure Federal prison in the US is better than living in Somalia?"
"Our fates are Sealed."
"There be the rest of the AIG bonuses."
"Here's Wall Street, the easiest place in the world to be a pirate."
"Just rob the American execs who got big bonuses. No one will care."
"There was a bright red dot here a second ago just like the one on your forehead."
"Seals can be dangerous in these waters."
"Obama has banned waterboarding."
"I've got my walking papers!"
"The map says here to please refrain from Barack-ing the boat."
"You're the taxpayer, you go first!"
"Nothing worse than a dead end plank of the Democrat party."
“No more raids. Now we just apply for a stimulus check.”
“You’ll find lots of unspent stimulus funds here in SC.”
"It it is time to go back to Wall Street."
"How much farther before I get a bailout?"
Please join us again Monday, April 27, for a new cartoon caption challenge.