The new cartoon caption winner

The winner:

"I don't need a rock.  I trashed you on my Facebook page."

-- Kyle Bartel of Matthews

The runners-up:

"Northlake Mall is serious about the new chaperon policy!"

-- Candy Lake, Indian Trail

"I see you are not one of my friends."

-- Al Vaughn, Waxhaw

"ABT2ROCKURWRLD"

-- Doug Cox, Albemarle

"There's gotta be an 'app' for this somewhere!"

-- from many readers

Thank you for all your entries. As usual, feel free to discuss any of this in our "Comments" section.  Just click the blue link below this post and add your observations, criticisms or additional captions!

Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:

"I'm sorry I didn't take your friend request on Facebook, but isn't this a little extreme?"

"You come against me with sword and spear and javelin, but I come against you in the name of Apple."

"What we have here is a failure to communicate!"

"Just what I need, another character!"

"It’s called a peace tweety."

"cnt ch@, I'm bZ"

“Wii can settle this!”

“I just ‘un-friended’ you on Facebook.”

Please join us again Monday, June 15, for a new cartoon caption challenge.

Comments

[D. Cox]

Hbrw- 0 vwls -grt 4 txtg

The Northlake Mall caption hit my funny bone like a well thrown stone.

[James R. Gaultney]

I noticed that all the listed captions were from David's point-of-view.
I'm sorry I didn't think of this one until after the deadline.

"This kid must have some stones, to be 'texting' at a time like this!"

[Steve Davies]

Come on, Kevin! Not even an honorable mention for:

"omg, titee witeez! rofl"

[Steve Davies]

And not a nod for:

השג סלע?

English translation: Got a rock?

Is your funnybone out on vacation, Kevin?

ROFL

[Steve Davies]

Darn, I see the problem. Hebrew is read right to left.

יש לך רוק

[Kevin Siers]

"I say, I say, that's a joke, son! You're built too low -- fast ones go right over your head. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missing 'em! Gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. Eye ball. Almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is."

[Steve Davies]

Thanks, Foghorn.

Someday I hope to win that 2nd Siers cartoon. Then I'll have one for each outhouse!

LOL