"I don't need a rock. I trashed you on my Facebook page."
-- Kyle Bartel of Matthews
The runners-up:
"Northlake Mall is serious about the new chaperon policy!"
-- Candy Lake, Indian Trail
"I see you are not one of my friends."
-- Al Vaughn, Waxhaw
"ABT2ROCKURWRLD"
-- Doug Cox, Albemarle
"There's gotta be an 'app' for this somewhere!"
-- from many readers
Thank you for all your entries. As usual, feel free to discuss any of this in our "Comments" section. Just click the blue link below this post and add your observations, criticisms or additional captions!
Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"I'm sorry I didn't take your friend request on Facebook, but isn't this a little extreme?"
"You come against me with sword and spear and javelin, but I come against you in the name of Apple."
"What we have here is a failure to communicate!"
"Just what I need, another character!"
"It’s called a peace tweety."
"cnt ch@, I'm bZ"
“Wii can settle this!”
“I just ‘un-friended’ you on Facebook.”
Please join us again Monday, June 15, for a new cartoon caption challenge.

Hbrw- 0 vwls -grt 4 txtg
The Northlake Mall caption hit my funny bone like a well thrown stone.
Posted by: D. Cox | June 12, 2009 at 10:05 AM
I noticed that all the listed captions were from David's point-of-view.
I'm sorry I didn't think of this one until after the deadline.
"This kid must have some stones, to be 'texting' at a time like this!"
Posted by: James R. Gaultney | June 12, 2009 at 10:15 AM
Come on, Kevin! Not even an honorable mention for:
"omg, titee witeez! rofl"
Posted by: Steve Davies | June 12, 2009 at 12:23 PM
And not a nod for:
השג סלע?
English translation: Got a rock?
Is your funnybone out on vacation, Kevin?
ROFL
Posted by: Steve Davies | June 12, 2009 at 12:38 PM
Darn, I see the problem. Hebrew is read right to left.
יש לך רוק
Posted by: Steve Davies | June 12, 2009 at 12:43 PM
"I say, I say, that's a joke, son! You're built too low -- fast ones go right over your head. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missing 'em! Gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. Eye ball. Almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is."
Posted by: Kevin Siers | June 12, 2009 at 01:00 PM
Thanks, Foghorn.
Someday I hope to win that 2nd Siers cartoon. Then I'll have one for each outhouse!
LOL
Posted by: Steve Davies | June 12, 2009 at 02:13 PM