"I hear you got a job as an investigative reporter in Raleigh."
-- Hansford M. Epes of Davidson
"Nope, this is diverse school!"
-- Guy Snow, Charlotte
"Were your grades below 'C' level?"
-- From several readers
"Going into banking?"
-- From many readers
"Drowning in college debt?"
-- From many, many readers
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"Are you getting the same sinking feeling that I am?"
"Really? A Sand Dollar is worth more than an American dollar?"
"Dude, everyone knows you majored in Marine Biology.""
"Just how low was your GPA?"
"I take it you took all of your classes online."
"Ummm.... I think you are looking for Coastal Carolina's graduation."
"I don’t think that’s what they meant when they said all the jobs are offshore."
"To what depths has your professional status sunk, Mrs. Easley?"
"How much deeper do you expect the recession to get?"
"Do you really think the economy will sink that low?"
“So, the job market has taken a deep dive?”
"So, the job market's tanked?"
“Looking for a job after graduation? Don’t hold your bre… Ohhhh.”
"You must be preparing for when all the graduates flood the job market."
"I guess N.C. State is sinking fast!"
"Were you here on a Lloyd Bridges Scholarship?"
"First it was the Paper Chase, now it's the Sea Hunt!"