"Their stock is at rollback prices."
-- Patrick Sweeney of Charlotte
"Clean up on aisle 401k."
-- Brent Sheppard, Morganton
-- Doug Cox, Albemarle
"He needs more practice with Wal-Mart's Happy Face."
-- Mary C. Henry, Fort Mill
“Hey! Can you get me a deal on red ink?”
-- Steven E. Davies, Charlotte
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Here's a selection of some of the other better lines we received:
"I think Ken may be overdoing his common man image."
"If only he had shown his frugal side before he blew 50 billion on Merrill."
“Moonlighting to make ends meet, I guess…”
“Ask him about his everyday low prices.”
"Looks like Ken has finally found a job he can bank on."
"You can find his stock on aisle 9."
"The back says 'Kick Me'!"
"Don't criticize a guy until you walk in his shoes - or is it until you sell shoes?"
"Do you hear the sound of stock prices falling?"
"Too Big to Fail."
"Well, at least ONE of us has a job that cares about customer service!"
"It looks like Ken is the only one with a backup plan."
"I understand Ken’s board has offered him a 'Blue Parachute.'”
"He's a master at watching stock go out the door."
"What does BofA mean by hiring someone who knows what they're doing?"
Please join us again Monday, June 29, for a new cartoon caption challenge.